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Narrator BOT 01/13/2025 14:32
### **Lunch Menu: "As Seen on TV"** 📺 Dive into the worlds of iconic TV shows with these six themed platters, designed to bring your favorite characters and settings to life. --- #### **1. "Adventure Feast"** (Inspired by *Adventure Time*) - **Main:** Bacon Pancakes — fluffy pancakes infused with crispy bacon and a drizzle of maple syrup. - **Side:** Candy Kingdom Fruit Salad — a mix of colorful berries, pineapple, and marshmallows. - **Dessert:** Peppermint Butler’s Chocolate Tart — a rich dark chocolate tart with a minty cream topping. - **Drink:** Princess Bubblegum’s Fizzy Lemonade — lemonade with a pink cotton candy garnish. **Presentation:** Served on a tray styled like Finn's backpack, with Jake’s cheerful face on the plate. --- #### **2. "Dunder Mifflin Lunch Break"** (*The Office*) - **Main:** Michael Scott’s Pretzel-Wrapped Turkey Sandwich — roasted turkey and Swiss cheese with cranberry aioli, served in a warm pretzel bun. - **Side:** Kevin’s Famous Chili Fries — crispy fries topped with a savory chili sauce and cheese. - **Dessert:** Pam’s Vanilla Cupcake with Paper-Themed Edible Decorations. - **Drink:** Jim’s Prank Punch — a refreshing mix of apple juice, ginger ale, and a dash of cranberry. **Presentation:** Plates shaped like a stapler encased in Jello, with paperclips as edible garnishes. --- #### **3. "Upside Down Luncheon"** (*Stranger Things*) - **Main:** Pineapple Jalapeño Pizza — a classic pizza topped with sweet pineapple and spicy jalapeños, a nod to Argyle’s creations. - **Side:** Demogorgon Waffles — crispy mini waffles served with butter and syrup for dipping. - **Dessert:** Eleven’s Eggo Sundae — warm waffles topped with vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. - **Drink:** The Upside Down Float — a dark cherry cola float with a scoop of blackcurrant sorbet. **Presentation:** Served on a dark, glowing plate with a red-and-black
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aesthetic, resembling the Upside Down. --- #### **4. "Circus Chaos Combo"** (*The Amazing Digital Circus*) - **Main:** Zooble’s Zesty Rainbow Wrap — a colorful veggie wrap with spinach, bell peppers, red cabbage, and a tangy citrus dressing. - **Side:** Jester’s Popcorn Medley — buttered, caramel, and cheddar popcorn mixed together. - **Dessert:** Caine’s Cotton Candy Cheesecake Bites. - **Drink:** Bubble Soda — bright blue soda with edible bubbles floating on top. **Presentation:** Served in a chaotic swirl of colors on plates that reflect like mirrors. --- #### **5. "Legendary Luncheon"** (*The Legend of Vox Machina*) - **Main:** Scanlan’s Stuffed Turkey Leg — roasted turkey leg stuffed with garlic-herb stuffing and served with gravy. - **Side:** Vex and Vax’s Elven Salad — fresh greens, dried cranberries, nuts, and a honey vinaigrette. - **Dessert:** Grog’s Tankard Brownie — a rich chocolate brownie served in a mug with whipped cream on top. - **Drink:** Pike’s Holy Mead — a refreshing honey-based drink with hints of ginger and lemon. **Presentation:** Served on a wooden platter adorned with faux leather straps for a medieval feel. #### **6. "Crime and Cuisine"** (*Breaking Bad*) - **Main:** Los Pollos Hermanos Chicken Sandwich — a crispy fried chicken sandwich with spicy mayo and pickles on a brioche bun. - **Side:** Blue Corn Nachos — tortilla chips served with queso, guacamole, and a sprinkle of "blue" rock candy for flair. - **Dessert:** Skyler’s Secret Toffee Bars — buttery toffee squares drizzled with dark chocolate. - **Drink:** Heisenberg’s Blue Lemonade — electric blue lemonade with a hint of mint, served in a beaker-style glass. **Presentation:** Served on a sleek, black plate with crystal-like accents for a sharp, "scientific" aesthetic. ### **7. Channel Hopper Sampler** For those who want to taste it all, hop through genres with this TV-inspired sampler
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platter: - **Adventure Time:** Mini Bacon Pancakes served with a drizzle of maple syrup. - **The Office:** A bite-sized Pretzel Knot with honey mustard dipping sauce. - **Stranger Things:** A single Waffle Bite topped with whipped cream and a slice of caramelized pineapple. - **The Amazing Digital Circus:** A Rainbow Mini Bagel with whipped strawberry cream cheese. - **Vox Machina:** A small serving of Wyvern Wings (spicy honey-glazed chicken wing) with a sprinkle of herbs. - **Breaking Bad:** A single Blue Corn Nacho chip with queso and guac, topped with a tiny "blue rock candy" shard. **Drink:** “Channel Surf Cooler” — A layered mocktail with vibrant bands of different juices to mimic flipping through colorful TV channels, served in a tall, clear glass. **Presentation:** The sampler is served on a rotating "remote control" platter that turns to reveal each genre-themed bite, perfect for the indecisive diner!
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I'll have the Crime and Cuisine.
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 14:38
*ordering the sampler*
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I'll take Adventure Time
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*sits down* ....What the?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 14:43
*dressed in a lab coat for Breaking Bad.....but with nothing else*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 14:50
*sitting with Tefra* Just get Adventure Time. You'll love it
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Uhm....Alright...
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*walking in and sits next to Araavos* It unzipps all the way. Just so you know....Anyway, I'll take Stranger Things, Sepher.
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:01
Wouldn't need to unzip it if you weren't wearing anything in the first place..
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:02
There's nothing underneath though....
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I'm trying to be sexy, damn it!
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:04
And it is. But you were talking about how easily it comes off. I'm letting you know it would be easier if it wasn't on in the first place. Then again, wouldn't take long to remove it either.
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:06
No no, you're right....*sighs* Oh well....*kisses his cheek* Fine, I'll be more straightforward. I want some Hot Dog with those Waffles and Pizza.....
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Sepher Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:06
*Coming back with their orders*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:07
Oh do you now? Well we'll just have to see how hungry you are later then. (edited)
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:11
I guess we will. *winks as she begins to take a bite of her pineapple jalapeno pizza*
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*looking at the sampler* God, why is it so cool?!?
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:11
Just eat, dummy
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*glares* Sorry, did I just hear an overgrown bush, speak?
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:11
IT IS NOT HAIR--....Oh you meant cuz I'm green! Still, fuck you....*begins eating*
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*laughs*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:11
*snickering a bit* You're not funny....
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Mmmhm...Sureeee
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*eating hers*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:13
*just enjoying the samples and rolling his eyes*
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Araavos, Darling?
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:14
Yeah?
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Could you maybe.. meet me in our room later?
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:15
Of course.
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*She smiled* Thank you.
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:17
You wanna tell me what it's about? Or is that a surprise?
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Well.. sort of a surprise.
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But mostly I just need to talk to you about something
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*eating quietly*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:18
*whispers* Hey, Tef, wanna do something fun?
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*looks over* Hm? Oh!...Uhm....sure?....
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:18
Follow my lead....*slides under the table and crawls over to Araavos and begins to suck him off*
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*blushing* U-- Oh...
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:18
I see...
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:20
*just enjoying her food since he's occupied*
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*looks at Lily* ......Am I supposed to go after her, orr...? (edited)
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Ask her, not me
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:25
*adjusting himself to make it a bit easier.*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:26
*now going off on him. full bore. she's been craving him* (edited)
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:26
Damn girl. Save some for the rest of us, yeah?
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*Finishes her food and leaves*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:31
*splits off and follows her*
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*confused, goes down and gently pushes Fernessa out of the way and takes over*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:33
*sits back to watch*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:52
*enjoying the change*
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*looking up at him as she goes. unsure if she's doing it right*
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 15:54
Soo....Who's the new girl?
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:54
Her name is Tefra.
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She asked for a ring, but if you ask me, Fernessa's been not so subtly training her to be a collar. Just trying to do it without her realizing she's doing it...
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 15:58
Tell me you wouldn't like to have the little cutie worshipping your cock. With my influence I can try and aim for a pink, but who knows?
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 15:58
Never said I wouldn't, just that i'm on to you...
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:00
You're not onto me yet. But you can be
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 16:01
Who said you were first in line?
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 16:02
Yeah I'm still waiting
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:02
*pouts* Well I SHOULD be first in line....I'm not seeing anyone else train her....
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 16:11
I could split, but not while everyone is gathered in the same place, do that, and there's a line. I don't like having copies in the same place.
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Yeah, you might be tempted to fuck yourself.
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Estella BOT 01/13/2025 16:11
*waves a finger causing him to trip*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:40
Ugh, fiiiine. Still, I'm doing a good job, aren't I? I mean, look at her. Already halfway down your full size. I'm impressed
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 16:41
It's not that I don't enjoy her, but does she enjoy doing it? That's the question.
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:42
Who cares if SHE'S enjoying it?! I like watching her please you!
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 16:44
Well I care for one. If you want me to force her, that badly, I would. But then, she's never leaving here again. Sure she's cute and adorable now. But how long would that last I wonder, if I took everything from her?
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:45
I don't want to force her! I'm just....suggesting....she become like me.....
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It'd be nice having somone else alongside me, yknow?.....
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I want to keep her cute and adorable
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 16:50
Than maybe you should have a long talk with her, before she gets in to deep to recover from and ends up resenting you for all the things you convinced her to do.
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*lifting Tefra's chin to guide her out from under the table, giving her a gentle kiss* Thank you honey. But that's enough for now. *giving her a pat on the ass to "scoot her along"*
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*blushes and smiles* You're welcome! Love you!
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:55
*tenses up a bit. wait, why is she jealous? didn't she want this? eh, probably nothing* Come on, Girl. We need to talk.
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Can I bring more Pink Lemonade? Still surprised there are pink lemons!
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:55
.....Sure. Sepher, pink lemonade to go?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 01/13/2025 16:56
*brings one over* Here you go, Sweetheart
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Thank You! *happily takes it and follows Fernessa*
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 17:01
Well that was....something.....Looks like the line cleared up
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*Speeds over there* MOVE BITCH IT'S MY TURN
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 17:03
LILY!
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 17:07
Leave her here.... *splits off taking Melody's hand* Besides, I thought you wanted a show anyway... *starts taking her back to her room*
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 17:08
*blushes* You and your Charisma. *giggles a bit*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 17:09
At least i'm not Hunter... "wanna fuck?"
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Melody BOT 01/13/2025 17:09
*literally pukes a little in her mouth*....No
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 17:14
*leans down to her* yes you do.... now come on.
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*got distracted by something*....Sorry. Still here?
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:06
I am... You were going to do something?
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I was *sits on his lap*
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Lilyážµ BOT 01/13/2025 18:14
thought I would finish what they started~
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:15
*leans back in his chair* by all means...
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*begins riding him slowly and sensually. kissing him softly*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:21
*enjoying her, feeling her pussy engulf him, feeling her breasts as he returns the kiss*
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*gradually picks up speed. starting to beathe heavier and get wetter*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:32
Eager are we? Careful, someong might assume you want something....
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Nope...Just a little pent up is all
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:34
Oh yeah? Show me.
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*begins riding him like a bull in Texas*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:41
*enjoying the hell outta her*
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*trying to hold on. nearly falling off as she rides*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 18:53
You fall off, and i'm breeding you and you can start over... so... you better make sure you can handle what you've started...
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*trying to hold on* Y...Yes...D...Daddy
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:02
Atta girl... now... show daddy how much you missed his cock..
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*quite literally jackhammering herself now*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:09
*waiting to see what's gonna happen, though is throbbing a bit now*
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*trying her best not to fall. throbbing a bit now*
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*seeing the broadcast*....You never told me you fuck lizards
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:32
I'll fuck anything if it needs to be fucked.... just look at you... *he smirks*
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*laughs* Yea-- SHIT! *falls off*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:33
*stands up, picks her up off the floor, bends her over the table and starts railing her pussy, preparing to breed her just like that dragon she was watchin*
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*already throbbing, is now screaming loudly. watching the broadcast*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:40
*quickly breeds her, accelerates the pregnancy, takes and rapes the child, passing it off to sepher, and then sits back down* Go ahead.... try again....
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*dizzy af from it all happening so fast, and sits on his lap again. bouncing fast right out the gate*
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:45
There ya go.... good girl.
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I...I am...a...g...good girl....
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:53
Yeah you are... now come on... keep going till you cum...
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*panting heavily* I...I'm trying
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:53
Better try harder, you're not getting off, till you get off.
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*trying to go faster. moaning loudly* F....FUCK....WHY....WHY IS IT SO HARD....
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Araavos BOT 01/13/2025 19:55
Isn't it always?
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Narrator BOT 01/14/2025 04:45
Araavos Faded out before Lily could finish. Leaving her sitting on the seat. Until she decided to leave.
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